cthuludawn53 replied: ""horoscopes arent real. its all in peoples heads, your mind twists things untill your life goes with the horoscope." if reality's that easily bent and manipulated wouldn't that make it seem pretty false itself?"

Ben Dover replied: "It means "wear something provocative"."

perfectaries replied: "To be honest..NOT MUCH.. You can try to follow it for a month... i'll be surprised..if even half of it comes true.. With all due respect for serious enthusiasts...most of the monthly/daily horoscopes are not seriously written."

batwoman replied: "It is a year of changes for the Pisces in New Year 2009. These changes are very much required to grow to a higher level. Jupiter the planet of success is in the eleventh house of the Pisces and will have positive effects on your friends and social circle. Saturn is placed in the seventh house of the Pisces and it stays there for the whole of 2009. This will bring major changes in your partnership and relationships. Either the Pisces will find its relationship over forever or it will move to a much higher level. But the Pisces needs to be extra careful with any kind of documents. Read and re-read to the last alphabet before you sign anything official. Uranus is also moving through your sign and there will be irreversible changes in your world. But these changes are required to move ahead in life. Neptune is placed in the twelfth house of Pisces and this will make you misunderstand people easily. Neither will you be able to understand their motivations and nor yours for that matter. The period from June to November 2009 is going to be important for the Pisces people. Pluto will be in the tenth house of career for the Pisces and will finalize all the major changes that have happened over the years in your career. Before that Pluto is in the eleventh house of the Pisces supporting Jupiter for 2009 and will lead to major and irreversible changes in your life. Love and Romance It is a challenging year for the Pisces in 2009. If you are a Piscean who is already in a relationship then there are going to be some dramatic twists and turns in 2009. A lunar eclipse on the 20th is going to fall in your 7th house of partnerships and this suggests that there is going to be some final closures in your relationship. Whatever loose ends were there in your relationship and love life are finally going to be cut off or tightened in 2009. For some Pisces this year could mark the ending of their love relationship. If you are a Piscean who is facing this, then probably you knew way back that things have to end sooner or later. It is time to move on and it is for the best. On the other hand if your relationship survives this chaotic Eclipse of 2009 then you will find your relationship growing stronger and restful for the rest of the year. Career and Finance The year 2009 is very crucial for the Pisces people. Both Pluto and Uranus are in your sign and both business and finance needs to be looked into carefully. As the year rolls on there can be changes in different situations with dictatorial behavior on your part on many situations. Don’t be surprised if you land up in fights quite easily. Taking a closer look at business perspectives, the Pisces may develop unrealistic attitude and even some decisions can lead to losing business or job. Be watchful and walk carefully."